Snip Kit

The Snip Kit is a funny vasectomy recovery care package with a mug, sweets, socks, boxer shorts and ice packs, packed in a Surgical Sweet embroidered red bag.

Free shipping to the contiguous 48 U.S. states.

What’s Inside the Snip Kit

Welcome to the Snip Kit — because when the family planning department officially closes for business, the boys deserve a proper send-off.

Surgical Sweet Embroidered Red Bag

The official baggage for his newly retired baggage. Packed with everything he needs while the boys recover from their final departure.

“No More Seamen” Mug

Anchors away! A nautical little reminder that after this voyage, there will officially be no more seamen aboard.

Surgical Sweet Koozie + Favorite Soda

His favorite soda, tucked into a Surgical Sweet koozie — because after putting the boys on permanent birth control, the least we can do is keep his drink cold while everything else is on ice.

Candy Prescription Bottle

Doctor’s orders: take something sweet as needed for post-snip irritability, dramatic sighing, and excessive discussion of swelling.

30 Sarcastic Message Pills

Thirty capsules filled with funny, sarcastic messages — because laughter really is the best medicine. Especially when the actual medicine wears off.

Embroidered “Can’t Touch This” Boxer Shorts

Probably the most medically accurate underwear he’ll ever own. Consider the message both a warning and a temporary restraining order.

2 Fun-Size Mounds + 2 Fun-Size Almond Joys

Because after a vasectomy, Mounds and nuts really should come in fun size. 😂

Nutrageous Candy Bar

Because putting NUT and RAGEOUS on a candy bar practically guarantees it belongs in a vasectomy recovery kit.

“Worry Less” Socks

Put your feet up, worry less, and let modern medicine handle the rest.

The Strategic Ice-Pack Trio

Two round ice packs for the boys and one longer ice pack for… well… the rest of the flight crew. We believe in comprehensive coverage.

“Final Boarding Call” Door Hanger

Attention passengers: final boarding call for all future children. Flight permanently canceled. Captain’s bags are on ice. Hang it on the door so everyone knows the captain is temporarily grounded and visitors should proceed with caution.

Snip Kit Poem Card

A funny card with a specially written Snip Kit poem — perfect for adding a personal message before delivering your condolences to the swimmers.

Deck of Cards

For passing the time while he’s been medically ordered to sit around and deal with the hand he’s been dealt.

“Surgery Is No Picnic” Candy Bar

Because surgery may be no picnic — but recovery is considerably better when somebody brings snacks.

The Snip Kit

Everything he needs to chill the boys, protect the package, satisfy the sweet tooth, and celebrate the official retirement of his swimmers.