Mini Snip Kit

Small kit. Big snip energy. He retired the swim team—now send a little comfort and a completely unnecessary amount of sarcasm. The Mini Snip Kit packs six funny gifts for the guy whose future plans just got a little less crowded.

What’s Inside the Mini Snip Kit

Vasectomy mug — A victory cup for the captain whose crew has officially been dismissed.

Candy pill bottle with a funny label — A sweet little consolation prize for his dramatic retelling of the procedure.

Surgical Sweet koozie — Keeping his drink cool while he takes his new couch-management position far too seriously.

Funny aviation door hanger — Final boarding call: all future departures have been canceled. Please respect the captain’s recovery airspace.

Surgical Sweet poem card — A little sweetness, a little sarcasm, and a proper send-off for the swimmers.

“Can’t Touch This” embroidered boxers — His new dress code comes with very clear instructions.

$39.99 with free shipping to the contiguous 48 U.S. states. A small package for a very big “we’re done” moment.