Peri-Pause Kit

What’s Inside the Peri-Pause Kit

Welcome to the Peri-Pause Circus — where the hormones are unpredictable, the thermostat is imaginary, and nobody remembers why they walked into the room.

Embroidered Surgical Sweet Red Bag

For keeping all your hormonal emergency supplies in one place.

Emotional Rollercoaster Peri-Pause Circus Mug

“I laughed. I cried. I forgot why I got on.” Enough said.

Surgical Sweet Koozie + Favorite Drink

For proper hydration during spontaneous internal combustion.

Candy Prescription Bottle

A sugar-coated coping mechanism. No prescription required.

Sarcastic Message Prescription Bottle

Daily doses of sarcasm for when your hormones start running the meeting.

“Smells Like I’m Fine. No, I’m Not. Shut Up.” Candle

Light according to current mood. Subject to change without notice.

Peri-Pause Door Hanger

Fair warning to anyone considering entering.

Peri-Pause Card

Because sometimes the best medicine is knowing someone gets it.

Handheld Fan

For when it’s suddenly 147° and apparently you’re the only one who notices.

Hot Tamales + Red Hots

Because the obvious treatment for being too hot is… more hot.

KY Jelly

For that Peri-Pause symptom that really doesn’t need an explanation.

Two Sweat-Relief Cloths

For wiping away the evidence of spontaneous combustion.

Sleep Eye Mask

It won’t cure insomnia, but at least you can stop staring at the ceiling.

Oversized “WARNING: FLOOD ZONE” Maxi Pad

Subtle? No. Hilarious? Absolutely.

Three Airheads

For those “Why did I come in here?” moments.

“Tired but Wired” Embroidered Pillowcase

For when your body is exhausted but your brain has scheduled a 3 a.m. meeting.

Dotted Socks

Because hormonal chaos deserves cute feet.

The Peri-Pause Kit

A little comfort, a lot of sarcasm, and absolutely no guarantee your hormones will behave.