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Peri-Pause Kit perimenopause gift with fan, mug and sweets

Peri-Pause Kit

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The Peri-Pause Kit is a funny perimenopause gift kit with a handheld fan, sleep mask, socks, sweets and a mug, packed in a Surgical Sweet embroidered red bag.

Free shipping to the contiguous 48 U.S. states.

Welcome to the Peri-Pause Circus — where the hormones are unpredictable, the thermostat is imaginary, and nobody remembers why they walked into the room.

What’s Inside the Peri-Pause Kit

  • Embroidered Surgical Sweet Red Bag — For keeping all your hormonal emergency supplies in one place.

  • Emotional Rollercoaster Peri-Pause Circus Mug — “I laughed. I cried. I forgot why I got on.” Enough said.

  • Surgical Sweet Koozie + Favorite Drink — For proper hydration during spontaneous internal combustion.

  • Candy Prescription Bottle — A sugar-coated coping mechanism. No prescription required.

  • Sarcastic Message Prescription Bottle — Daily doses of sarcasm for when your hormones start running the meeting.

  • “Smells Like I’m Fine. No, I’m Not. Shut Up.” Candle — Light according to current mood. Subject to change without notice.

  • Peri-Pause Door Hanger — Fair warning to anyone considering entering.

  • Peri-Pause Card — Because sometimes the best medicine is knowing someone gets it.

  • Handheld Fan — For when it’s suddenly 147° and apparently you’re the only one who notices.

  • Hot Tamales + Red Hots — Because the obvious treatment for being too hot is… more hot.

  • KY Jelly — For that Peri-Pause symptom that really doesn’t need an explanation.

  • Two Sweat-Relief Cloths — For wiping away the evidence of spontaneous combustion.

  • Sleep Eye Mask — It won’t cure insomnia, but at least you can stop staring at the ceiling.

  • Oversized “WARNING: FLOOD ZONE” Maxi Pad — Subtle? No. Hilarious? Absolutely.

  • Three Airheads — For those “Why did I come in here?” moments.

  • “Tired but Wired” Embroidered Pillowcase — For when your body is exhausted but your brain has scheduled a 3 a.m. meeting.

  • Dotted Socks — Because hormonal chaos deserves cute feet.

The Peri-Pause Kit

A little comfort, a lot of sarcasm, and absolutely no guarantee your hormones will behave.

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