No More Seaman Vasectomy Recovery Mug
$19.99Price
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Captain's orders: claim the couch, grab the remote, and let someone else make the coffee. This cheeky vasectomy recovery mug brings a boatload of humor to a very personal pit stop.
Featuring “VASECTOMY SURGERY SURVIVOR” and the nautical punchline “NO MORE SEAMAN,” the front pairs bold black lettering with a blue anchor, rope, waves, and a heart-and-heartbeat detail. The back keeps it sweet with SurgicalSweet.com, blue dots, and a red heart.
A funny gift for the guy who's earned a little shore leave and appreciates a truly terrible pun. His next great expedition? From the couch to the snack cupboard.
Sold individually: one mug. Photos show the front and back of the same design. $19.99 with free shipping to the contiguous U.S.