Mini Walking Med Kit
Small kit. Grave situation. When recovery has you shuffling down the hallway like an extra from a zombie movie, the Mini Walking Med Grave Condition Kit brings six little gifts, a little sweetness, and a survival plan with questionable loyalty.
What’s Inside the Mini Walking Med Grave Condition Kit
Zombie Apocalypse Mug — For the survivor whose first emergency is an empty mug. Aim for the head. If you miss, trip your friend. Friendship has entered its probationary period.
LED Headlamp — Light up the hallway while you perfect your post-op zombie shuffle. Hands free, dignity optional.
Survivor Access Only Door Hanger — Visitors should arrive with snacks, caffeine, and good news. Anyone bringing extra drama can report directly to the zombies.
Walking Med Poem Card — A little sweetness for recovery and a friendly reminder that you don’t have to outrun every zombie. Just don’t be the slowest one in the crew.
Zombie Apocalypse Candy Pill Bottle — A sugar-coated snack for your undead attitude. Candy inside; resurrection and improved manners sold separately.
Surgical Sweet Koozie — Keeps your drink dressed for survival while you decide which friend looks easiest to outrun.
Six little gifts. One highly questionable survival strategy. $39.99. A funny recovery pick-me-up for your favorite survivor—send laughs before they start asking for brains.

