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Mini Total Joint Kit

$39.99Price
Excluding Sales Tax |

New joint. Same questionable sense of humor. The Mini Total Joint Kit welcomes the newest member of the titanium club with a little sweetness, plenty of sass, and a door hanger that puts the old joint on permanent leave.

What’s Inside the Mini Total Joint Kit

  • “I smoked my joint so I switched to Titanium” mug

  • “Under New Joint Management” door hanger

  • Teal grip socks

  • Candy Bones

  • Cheeky Joint Recovery candy bottle

  • Surgical Sweet koozie

Sip, snack, and let everyone know management has changed—complaints about the old creaking department are no longer being accepted.

A funny little gift for a big joint upgrade. $39.99.

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